{"id":493,"date":"2021-04-13T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ruffswingers.se\/?p=493"},"modified":"2024-04-15T17:32:42","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T15:32:42","slug":"markus-med-k-ar-klar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ruffswingers.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/13\/markus-med-k-ar-klar\/","title":{"rendered":"Markus med K \u00e4r klar!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>V\u00e4lkommen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kamrater, golfv\u00e4nner och annat l\u00f6st folk d\u00e4r ute, lystring!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ni vet k\u00e4nslan n\u00e4r man l\u00e4ser p\u00e5 skylten utanf\u00f6r N\u00e4sbyhallen i Fr\u00f6vi att Oxfil\u00e9n kostar 299:-\/kg och man tror att det \u00e4r den d\u00e4r genmanipulerade skiten fr\u00e5n Sydamerika? (fr\u00e5ga mig inte vad vi g\u00f6r i Fr\u00f6vi) Den stackars oxen har f\u00e5tt i sig mer anabola p\u00e5 tv\u00e5 \u00e5r \u00e4n vad en \u00f6sttysk kulst\u00f6terska fick i sig under hela 80-talet, men det \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 oxfil\u00e9!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sedan visar det sig till din f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning v\u00e4l framme vid charkdisken att k\u00f6ttbiten \u00e4r svensk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ja d\u00e5 \u00e4r det liksom &#8221;halleluja moment&#8221; hela v\u00e4gen till kassan! Oavsett om ungarna tjatat h\u00e5l i huvudet p\u00e5 dig sedan parkeringen om glass, popcorn och godis och gud vet allt! Lite den k\u00e4nslan upplever vi just nu i RSGG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MEN, \u00e4r vi v\u00e4rda det, vad ska vi med oxfil\u00e9 till? What&#8217;s all the fuss about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jo det ska jag ber\u00e4tta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi har n\u00e4mligen \u00e4ran att f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen p\u00e5 m\u00e5nga \u00e5r (eller f\u00f6sta g\u00e5ngen n\u00e5gonsin) kunna v\u00e4lkomna en RIKTIG golfare i gemenskapen! K\u00c4NN P\u00c5 DEN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ja men vad\u00e5, t\u00e4nker Ni! Peps \u00e4r v\u00e4l grym?, Joel sl\u00e5r s\u00e4llan bort sig och Lee \u00e4r v\u00e4l bra p\u00e5 golf? Ha! Tre praktexempel p\u00e5 killar som &#8221;tror&#8221; dom \u00e4r bra! Lee var v\u00e4l &#8221;typ&#8221; bra innan han gick med i RSGG?! Peps och Joel hade sin &#8221;prime time&#8221; i slutet av 90-talet och det ledde i b\u00e4sta fall till att dom vann n\u00e5gon klubbt\u00e4vling d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 och knallade hem med ett 3-pack Spalding bollar i bagen! Nej Nyd\u00e9n \u00e4r en mer komplett golfare \u00e4n alla tre. Han vinner ju i allafall. (Dock under suspekta omst\u00e4ndigheter)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nej nu snackar vi en riktig golfare, p\u00e5 riktigt. Han missade nog en green senast Donald Trump var \u00f6dmjuk, treputtar vet han inte vad det \u00e4r och allting s\u00e4mre \u00e4n par p\u00e5 ett h\u00e5l ser han som ett svek mot sig sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trots detta v\u00e4lkomnar vi dig med \u00f6ppna armar och lovar att g\u00f6ra folk \u00e4ven av dig. Vi har liksom f\u00f6rm\u00e5gan att i grupp skapa ett ordnat kaos. En grupp som arbetar sig fram genom golfsverige som en outtr\u00f6ttlig tornado av dr\u00e5pligheter. Vi tr\u00e4ffar Traktorer, vi tr\u00e4ffar skyltar, vi tr\u00e4ffar varandra. Vi g\u00e5r fel, vi s\u00e4ger fel, vi hj\u00e4lper och stj\u00e4lper varandra p\u00e5 v\u00e5rt eget lite udda s\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Men en sak \u00e4r s\u00e4ker. Du kommer inte \u00e5ngra dig, du kommer inte ha roligare n\u00e5gon annan stans!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Du har gjort helt r\u00e4tt som s\u00f6kt dig till oss och vi \u00e4r glada att du valde just oss. (s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge du \u00e4r med och sl\u00e5r Sultanerna)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Varmt v\u00e4lkommen till RSGG s\u00e4ger vi till Markus Alpstam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00e4l m\u00f6tt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\/Redaktionen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e4lkommen! Kamrater, golfv\u00e4nner och annat l\u00f6st folk d\u00e4r ute, lystring! 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